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 By using this wiki you agree that…
-You will maintain astronomically high grades
+You will maintain astronomically high grades.
 You will be a model student at all times, including during sleep, naps, and any unconscious states.
-You will finish all homework before it is even assigned, ideally through sheer academic prophecy.
+You will finish all homework before it is even assigned.
-You will never procrastinate, except for extremely important tasks such as rearranging pencils by emotional vibe.
+You will never procrastinate, ever.
-You will raise your hand before thinking, just to be safe.
+You will raise your hand before thinking, yes you read that right.
-You will not complain about the rules, even though they are clearly constructed by someone who hasn’t slept since the Paleolithic era.
+You will not complain about the rules, even though they are clearly constructed by someone delusional.